I don’t want to kill you with kindness,
I’d rather use poison instead,
Or a gun or a knife would be almost as nice,
Just as long as you ended up dead!
From poetry to prose and everything in between
Category: Poetry – rhyme
Business Show There’s got to be a better way Of earning cash than this! A three hour drive, at half past five Is just taking…
Wannabee Ingratiate, ingratiate, ‘Cause when you’re in, you’re in, Don’t listen for the truth of it, ‘Cause truth just don’t begin, To tell it like…
Don’t upset the chef Chef. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, Please don’t claim it isn’t so, You were caught on hidden camera And you…
Hecaty Witch She sewed a stitch that raggedy bitch A snicky stitch from a wickedy witch With fingers ridged from hours of toil So hard…
Witch Dear Witch, I hear your words, so clear and plain. And tell you, I have felt the same. Until a lesson learnt one day,…
Cold I have a cold I cannot breathe These germs have got it in for me. My nose is raw My eyes are wet Just…
A naked girl, a caravan,
A snake with just one eye,
An armful of rare orchids..
Tell me…
Can a bullfrog fly?
…And trapped inside their rules they stay
And die a little more each day,
And soon forget they’d ever been
More than a hating, lie machine….
Woolly Mammoth I want to get me a woolly mammoth, I’ll keep him in the park, But only when the sun is out, I’ll bring…