My Fridge is a Space Ship My fridge is a spaceship. I hear it land In the middle of the night When it thinks that…
From poetry to prose and everything in between
Category: Funny
Business Show There’s got to be a better way Of earning cash than this! A three hour drive, at half past five Is just taking…
Don’t upset the chef Chef. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, Please don’t claim it isn’t so, You were caught on hidden camera And you…
Adam was sick. He lay in bed with the duvet pulled up over his head feeling very sorry for himself. Adam had chicken pox….He was bored out of his mind.
Cold I have a cold I cannot breathe These germs have got it in for me. My nose is raw My eyes are wet Just…
Woolly Mammoth I want to get me a woolly mammoth, I’ll keep him in the park, But only when the sun is out, I’ll bring…
So…I hold my scissors upside down,
Well maybe I don’t care,
You right hand users ain’t all that,
Left handers, we are everywhere.
Testing I say now Chaps, won’t you let me in, I’m not going to do that, ‘thing’ again. I’ve cleaned up my act (with a…
Albert had no friends. None. Not. A. Single. One.
No-one in the neighbourhood ever stopped by.
Not even the flea-bitten, knock-kneed ginger tom called Tiddles that lived next door came to see him, and Tiddles had hardly any friends!
So fetch me a Friday,
With high heels and cream,
And a skateboard
With elephant eyes.
I’m wearing a top
Made of tambourine screams
And I’ve no doubt
At all
I can fly.